On Valentine’s Day February 14, 2009
Posted by Stephanie in Boys, Everything, general hilarity.Tags: candy, dates, dating, flowers, funny, hearts, holidays, men, movies, popularity, relationships, romance, Valentinte's Day
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While St. Valentine may have been a real person (and a Saint, no less), the holiday named after him is–in my opinion–a sham. I can count on one hand all of the times that I’ve actually had a boyfriend on Valentine’s Day…that is, if that hand was nothing but a bloody stump, with no fingers on it at all.
Remember when celebrating Valentine’s Day was a mandatory thing back in grade school? Back then, you were required to give everyone in the class a Valentine. BUT that didn’t stop you from sifting through all your Valentine cards ahead of time to find the “best” ones to pair up with the biggest pieces of candy to give to your real friends. And the one meant for your crush? Well, that Valentine card had to speak VOLUMES about your deep love for them…without, of course, revealing your deep love for them.
The older you got, the number of Valentine’s that a person received said something very different about them. Instead of saying “We’re all equal…here, have a piece of candy!”, it said:

While there’s nothing wrong with those who choose to celebrate the holiday with flowers, candy, and a romantic evening out, I’ve just always been of the opinion that one shouldn’t need a holiday as an excuse to do those things. After all, a boquet of flowers somehow says more when it’s delivered out of the blue on a Tuesday, than when it’s expected. Or worse yet, when it’s expected and doesn’t arrive at all.
So on this Valentine’s day, instead of lamenting over my singlehood or stressing over whether my “man” will extend the right romantic gesture, I’ll be spending the evening with my girlfriends. We’ll be gorging ourselves on buttery popcorn and sugary sweets while basking in the glow of “He’s Just Not That Into You” at the local movie theatre. Because THAT is my idea of a great date. And I don’t have to worry about some sloppy kiss at the end of the night.
Win – Win.
Allow Myself to Introduce…Myself February 1, 2009
Posted by Stephanie in Everything, Seattle, WTF?!.Tags: blogging, friends, introductions, relationships, Seattle, sociopaths, starting over, writing
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So here’s the deal: I’ve been blogging regularly since November 2007. It is something that I thoroughly enjoy, and over that time I have come into contact with some really interesting characters across the bloggosphere. I have even MET a couple of those interesting characters. And while my interaction with most have been positive–if not downright hilarious–there is one person in particular that I would rather not hear from ever again. Which is why I’m here.
In an effort to completely vanish from this person’s radar, I’ve changed my email address, blocked his number from my phone (which luckily will also block his texts), and have had to abandon my beloved blog. It really sucks that because this person turned out to be a twisted and troubled individual, I have to uproot myself and change my life in order to escape the situation and take back the control that I’ve lost over the last 5 months. But I guess that’s how stuff like this works…
Over the next several days, weeks, and months, I will likely be re-posting some of my favorite blog posts here on this new site. In the meantime, here’s a bit about me in a nutshell:
I turn 30 in exactly 28 days.
I live in Seattle.
I’m an Executive Assistant downtown.
I have a cat that I love–and no, I’m not a crazy “cat lady”.
I often drive to work, even though the cost of parking in Seattle is atrocious.
I don’t like beer or skiing, which often alienates me here in the Pacific Northwest.
I have a wicked sense of humor and like laughing at people that fall down.